From The Tropic of Entropy

From The Tropic Of Entropy

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Working the script. Hopefully not to shit. Oh yeah, I making a movie in September. I may forgot to mention that. Come to my show Friday, I won’t be reading from the script.

Working the script. Hopefully not to shit. Oh yeah, I making a movie in September. I may forgot to mention that. Come to my show Friday, I won’t be reading from the script.

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First #NYC purchase, $8 “Manago” chunks. Second, $16 cheese burger. Third, black tar heroin.. $0.00. I wonder why I left this city?

First #NYC purchase, $8 “Manago” chunks. Second, $16 cheese burger. Third, black tar heroin.. $0.00. I wonder why I left this city?

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#Chicago, we just drove 25 hours straight from Vegas to do ya at Jerry’s on division st. I can’t believe we made this drive. I will have been awake for 34 hours come show time, so if you haven’t ever seen someone hallucinate on stage, tonight’s you chance. 11pm -12am

#Chicago, we just drove 25 hours straight from Vegas to do ya at Jerry’s on division st. I can’t believe we made this drive. I will have been awake for 34 hours come show time, so if you haven’t ever seen someone hallucinate on stage, tonight’s you chance. 11pm -12am

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Some people lose money, marriages, minds, and common sense in #Vegas. We lost our transmission. 90mph, up hill, 110%, hauling 700lbs, with the air at full blast was too much for Eny. #37000 miles, RIP old tranny.

Some people lose money, marriages, minds, and common sense in #Vegas. We lost our transmission. 90mph, up hill, 110%, hauling 700lbs, with the air at full blast was too much for Eny. #37000 miles, RIP old tranny.

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Vegas Act II - “pencil dick blues overdrive” - just got done with show one, tomorrow show two at Nacho Daddy. Come one, come cat call-balls.

Vegas Act II - “pencil dick blues overdrive” - just got done with show one, tomorrow show two at Nacho Daddy. Come one, come cat call-balls.

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EXTRA! EXTRA! Angry Blob Nukes The Moon!

WTF. I go to Mexico for two weeks and the Jews and Arabs are at it again. I should have never listen to that Burning Bush telling me there were 71 virgins in Baja. However, I have a solution to this problem. I say North Korea nukes the Moon. We use the pixie dust from the explosion to manufacture a new drug that makes anyone who aims a weapon at another human being, piss blood and Hep C. Then, we tie up all the world leaders, wire their mouths wide open, and put them in a massive bathtub that reads “Acme” across the side. Anyone found urinating blood will be forced to pee in said bathtub, before being thrown in themselves. A bit corporal, I know, but effective.

Or, if you want a practical solution, here’s one: everyone in the United States, in simultaneous-solidarity, default on all their debt, and not pay dime-one of taxes, on April 16th, 2015. That would shake some shit up, don’t ya think? How can they keep building nuclear weapons with no one to foot the bill? It’s a revolution while Domino’s brings us pizza and you text in your vote on American Idol. You don’t even have to stop getting fat! Win-win! Shit the rich have been onboard that gravy train since the birth of the stock market. We just need the middle class and poor to hop on this 21st century “angry blob” trolly, and we got us some good histories in the makings, we do, Governor. Don’t worry, if things get dodgy, I’ll take full responsibility. What could possibly go wrong?

Admittedly, the bathtub solutions seems easier and way more fun. My vote: nuke the moon.

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In Mexico, guacamole isn’t extra. In Mexico, everyone has free health care. In Mexico, you can drink and drive. In Mexico, you can smoke everywhere. In Mexico, they outlawed GMO’s. In America, you can finger bang your sister only if she is Mexican. Guess who’s home?

In Mexico, guacamole isn’t extra. In Mexico, everyone has free health care. In Mexico, you can drink and drive. In Mexico, you can smoke everywhere. In Mexico, they outlawed GMO’s. In America, you can finger bang your sister only if she is Mexican. Guess who’s home?

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I missed this town so much. Fabulous Sin City, come down to the Gold Spike at 10. I’ll be a howling.

I missed this town so much. Fabulous Sin City, come down to the Gold Spike at 10. I’ll be a howling.

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"Butcher’s Block Stomp Box" - ye.. That’s 4inch of pine; 10lbs of thump thump. When god closes a door, he opens the gates of hell. Left my old junk Stomp Box in Venice. We built this today and boy do I not miss the old one. Long Live Uncle Joe, the master carpenter.

"Butcher’s Block Stomp Box" - ye.. That’s 4inch of pine; 10lbs of thump thump. When god closes a door, he opens the gates of hell. Left my old junk Stomp Box in Venice. We built this today and boy do I not miss the old one. Long Live Uncle Joe, the master carpenter.

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It’s good to be. It’s better to be in Venice Beach. Better yet, to be in the company of friends not seen in too many a moon. Best of all is: to be back at the #venicebeachhouse with all the afore mentioned | everyone is asleep. I arrived late, like I often do. The temptation to wake the whole house with kisses and champagne-whiskey is overwhelming… I won’t do it, I’ll be a good boy.. for now.

It’s good to be. It’s better to be in Venice Beach. Better yet, to be in the company of friends not seen in too many a moon. Best of all is: to be back at the #venicebeachhouse with all the afore mentioned | everyone is asleep. I arrived late, like I often do. The temptation to wake the whole house with kisses and champagne-whiskey is overwhelming… I won’t do it, I’ll be a good boy.. for now.

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