110 shows, 6 months, and 25,000 miles. No better way to celebrate than with a 16 year old scotch in my favorite dive, alone. I’ve been done with my 2014 tour for an hour and I already wish I had another 6 months of dates. Im calling my agent tomorrow and booking as many shows as I possibly can for 2015 #ididntdieagain #fuckNYC #nolaIllbehomesoon
I. Don’t. Want. To. Go. Home. 530 miles to postpartum depression. #bookmeanothersixmonthsofdates
Sadness: like God, it’s everywhere.
The stage is set here in #Dayton, Ohio. I’m the man moaning on the stage from 9:30 till I get too drunk play anymore (there is a history between me and this venue. Ohio, shake that corn fed ass down to Jimmie’s Ladder 11. #getsome
Never had my own custom moonshine before. Thank you so much to Phil Cheesebrough, The Music Club, and Middletown for a remarkable night. Love you deep. Thank god they gave me a 2pm check out, cuz the shine is shining and so am I. #ye #biglove
Middletown! I’m live at the music club tonight.
The skunk farted. #MilwaukeeSmellsLikeVirgins
Milwaukee, I’m in ya. Come down to Bremen’s tonight. I’m live alive at 10pm. Till then it’s beer and the Simpsons marathon.
Chicago!! I’m back tonight at Jerry’s. Last chance to see me till the spring 2015! Get down. Free show
Laziest stalker ever. This is a picture of the back of Jeff Bridges head. I’m not even sure why I took a picture. #photoTourettes
Minneapolis and St Paul! I’m back. One night only at Underground Music Cafe 7:45-8:45. Let’s do dis.
From the stage last night. I love The Laughing Sun. Such a great venue with amazing people. See you tonight, Minot, at Nola’s Lounge. #7MoreToGo
After complaining that the room stank, we got upgraded to the high end hooker’s sweet. Complete with broken double bed mirrors, a bar, and no windows. It’s a shame to know I will be adding no history to this room but maybe some netflix and melatonin. I grow old, I grow old. I shall sleep fully clothed.
Sun Studios!! If you are a touring act, you get a free tour if ya give em a CD! Baller.